Daniel pressed the “delete” key for
what felt like the hundredth time. In reality, it was more like 16,
but when a copious amount of effort is invested in writing a story
with no true resolution, each stroke wiping it away was akin to
tearing off bandages stuck to sore flesh.
There was no way around it: he was
wasting time now. His head gently landed on his desk before he dozed
off. His dreams opened doors, but those doors closed the moment his
keyboard reappeared in front of his face and he regained control of
his consciousness. (If only there was a way to keep those doors
open...)
Fast forwarding a year later =========>
Experimentation was inevitable for a
college art student. Daniel's major wasn't art, but he intently hung
around bohemian undergrads in hopes that it would expand his mind.
The largest step in his “expansion”
was the long-feared but anticipated journey into psychedelic drugs.
It worked for all of the greatest artists and musicians, so why not
him?
After psychologically tiptoeing beyond
his paranoia (a process which took several weeks), Daniel finally did
his first hit. The “Spirit Molecule” twisted his mind into a new
state. Within this state, he wrote a short story. His blog post
spread like wildfire, and it wasn't more than a week before he
started getting pursued by publishers.
His story garnered unending acclaim and
popularity, spawning everything from t-shirts to internet memes and
even a parody sketch on Saturday Night Live. It was rare that the
short-form written word inspired such celebration in the digital age, but
Daniel had broken down a new barrier with his unique flavor of
rhetoric.
So what was the content of this pop-culture
phenomenon?
It was a 478-word description of a
coloring book page featuring a fireman saving a cat from a burning tree.
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Audience, please enlighten me
Because I'm probing for the secret
But there seems to be no key
Will I ever learn to find it?
No answer will satisfy
Because “true” success is all
fake
And all the brilliant writers die
In mediocrity's cruel wake
here.
ReplyDeleteMy vote goes to Andrew
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ReplyDeleteAndrew vs poop wins!
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