“Sometimes when all th'cleanin's done
and nobody ain't got th'urge to hang around the saloon, this chore's
what tickles me best.”
Rudy was frivolously conversing with
the only customer around, who had walked in several minutes before
and still hadn't decided which liquor would strike his fancy that
evening.
He was referencing the pistol he was cleaning on the back end of the bar. Even after practicing the same routine for almost 10 years, Rudy didn't consider himself much of a gun enthusiast or guru, but giving the public impression of such seemed to keep trouble at bay.
He was referencing the pistol he was cleaning on the back end of the bar. Even after practicing the same routine for almost 10 years, Rudy didn't consider himself much of a gun enthusiast or guru, but giving the public impression of such seemed to keep trouble at bay.
The quiet, lonesome man wearing a dark
brown duster at the bar maintained a mild smile, and kept his cowboy
hat tipped downward. Rudy started to realize that it was he himself
who was doing all of the talking, so with a slight nod of
embarrassment, he tried to break the ice more directly.
“Where're my manners! Name's Rudy,
Rudy McKowen.” The man looked up briefly, and almost ashamedly
bowed his head as he extended his right hand, which appeared to be
caked in dirt, almost as though it was rusted. “Matthew Stamp.
Like guns, do you?”
“Just about as much I can allow m'self to, given my position.”
“Just about as much I can allow m'self to, given my position.”
Matthew pulled out his shiny revolver
and placed it on the bar, barrel safely and symmetrically pointing
sideways. “My gift to you...no longer of any use to me. Hopefully
you won't ever need to dirty the trigger.”
Rudy was speechless for a few seconds.
“Golly Mr. Stamp, that's awful kinda ya! You sure 'bout
this?”
Matthew humbly nodded. “One condition though – a double of your finest, whatever it is.”
“Yess'r! Comin' up fer the finest gentleman this town's ever known!”
Matthew humbly nodded. “One condition though – a double of your finest, whatever it is.”
“Yess'r! Comin' up fer the finest gentleman this town's ever known!”
Rudy pulled the bottle of MacAllan 30
from his top shelf and poured liberally into a rocks glass. Stamp
fondled the glass and sniffed it before sipping. He sipped three or
four times before he snorted back some disguised tears, and chugged
the rest whole. Instead of customarily slamming his glass down on
the bar, he handed it directly to Rudy, not making eye contact the
entire time. “Thanks so much. The drink and conversation was much
appreciated.”
Matthew Stamp slowly sauntered towards
the saloon doors.
“You have a marv'lous evenin',
partner!” shouted Rudy as he wiped the man's glass.
Rudy's eyes slowly elevated upwards to
the stranger Matthew Stamp's figure as it slowed to a halt before
leaving the bar. Stamp was beginning to stumble. A squint from Rudy
revealed a hole in the back of Matthew's coat, decorated by some
fresh red stains.
Rudy McKowen bemusedly looked downward,
observing the revolver lying on his bar, pointing left, like a shiny
arrow.
Matthew Stamp walked outside, and
followed the path set by his gun to his very last breath, which was
just moments after he disappeared from the sights of the bartender
and that lonesome six-shooter.
Here.
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